LYRICS
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Ooo, I was dating a beauty queen
Such a kinky scene!
And with the lipstick and Vaseline®
She was the one
On the bed, on the floor, on the ground.
She said I was the one
On the bed, on the floor, on the ground.

Then to a calling from up above
Oh, I lost my love
She said to me, "Dave I've had enough
Foolin' around.
So bye-bye. Moving to. Holy ground."

My preacher always told me
Be careful what you do
Don't go around payin' for your love
And so I have to ask you
Now what else could I do
To satisfy my lust?
I think I'm 'bout to bust!

Hey, hey!

Billy Jean is made of rubber
She's just a doll I blew up Tuesday for fun!
'Cause my girl became a nun!
Got no air in my lungs
Since my girl became a nun!

She left me breathless in every way
Ooh, I have to say
Just to inflate her took half a day
I don't have a pump
Yeah, I know, what you mean, what a chump.
Uh, so take my strong advice
Just remember to bring your K-Y!
Bring K-Y!

The Reverend Mother just looked at me
Said, “She don't want thee”
She sent me home to my Billy Jean
And we went down
On the bed, on the floor, on the ground.

My preacher always told me
Be careful what you do
Don't go around payin' for your love
And so I have to ask you
Now what else could I do
To satisfy my lust?
I think I'm 'bout to bust!

Hey, hey!

Billy Jean is made of rubber
She's just a doll I blew up Tuesday for fun!
'Cause my girl became a nun!

No, No, Now Uh
No, No, No, No, No
Now, Billy Jean is made of rubber
She's just a doll I blew up Tuesday for fun!
'Cause my girl became a nun!
No, No
Got no air in my lungs
Since my girl became a nun!
Hee Hee Hee

[musical break] (7 measures)
Whhhhh! Whhhh! (inflating noises)

Got no air in my lungs
Since my girl became a nun!
No, No, No

Billy Jean is made of rubber
She's just a doll I blew up
No, it ain't just Tuesday, baby!

No, No, No
No, No

'Cause my girl became a nun!
No, No

You know what you did
breakin' my heart baby!

Billy Jean is made of rubber!
Billy Jean is made of rubber!
Billy Jean is made of rubber!
Billy Jean is
I call her Billie Jean!
It's such a kinky scene!