We Haven't Got A Clue

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Written for the play, "Murder on Apple Road" by Daniel O'Shields
Song bio at music.cratchit.org/2015/06/we-havent-got-clue.html

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Say goodbye to dear Aunt Gladys
She’s joining dear old Fred
She’s gone to meet her Maker!
Raised to Glory!
(I mean she’s dead)

Someone here is guilty
And we’ll find him ‘fore we’re through
All we need’s a little evidence
But we haven’t got a clue

I heard that it was poison
or possibly a knife
I heard he used a pickaxe
in the bedroom
On his wife

Someone here is guilty
And we’ll find him ‘fore we’re through
All we need’s a little evidence
But we haven’t got a clue

I heard she was stabbed with an awl through the heart!
I heard she was found dead sitting in a car
With a hose stretched to the window from the exhaust!
It was a car, alright, but it veered off the road
With the brake lines cut (or so I was told)
On a cliffside highway sheathed with winter frost!

She was pushed to her doom from a balcony!
It was a poisoned page, ‘cause she loved to read!
No, it was candy-coated mothballs for the kill!
I heard she was shot with a .45!
No, No! She ran off and is still alive
And she hides out in a casa in Brazil!

If he’s on the policy
Or mentioned in the will
There’s a chance that the murd’rer
Could be waiting
Among us still

Someone here is guilty
And we’ll find him ‘fore we’re through
All we need’s a little evidence
But we haven’t got a clue

credits

from Songs for Boogaloo, released October 18, 2015
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Words and Music by Dave Leigh
Vocals by Dave Leigh, Denise Hudson, Tom Giarrosso, Joann Abbott, and Tim Leigh

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"Dr. Lindyke" is the nom de plume of William Hoover and Dave Leigh. William writes lyrics; Dave writes music. Though we write a lot, neither of us are really performers, and we LOVE it when people cover our songs. Please do.

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