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Miss Fire (How Good Can It Get?)
She got candy floss hair and an angel face
A little bit of heaven wrapped in leather and lace
She got a sexy walk to make me stop and stare
She got a sexy talk like I want to hear
She's my one desire, My Little Miss Fire
On tiptoes in stilettos she can't get any higher
Oh baby… How good can it get? Oh baby!
Oh baby… How good can it get? Oh baby!
She’s my one desire, my little Miss Fire
How good can it get?
Well I ain't done with it yet!
She got a flair for fashion fit to stop the clock
Like the ladies from the eighties when they knew how to rock
She got a confident stride like an uptown girl
She got a top-down ride with the wind in her curls
She got Joan Jett, and Zarni de Vette
Playing on the radio, how good can it get?
Oh baby… How good can it get? Oh baby!
Oh baby… How good can it get? Oh baby!
She’s my one desire, my little Miss Fire
How good can it get?
Well I ain't done with it yet!
She got a basement room to keep down the noise
When she hanky-panky spanky all the naughty boys
In the game of Love she plays to win
And the smitten are submittin’ to her discipline!
She’s my one desire, my Mistress Fire
And her flail makes me wail like I touched a live wire!
Oh baby…how good can it get? Oh baby!
Oh baby… How good can it get? Oh baby!
She’s my one desire, my Mistress Fire
How good can it get? Can’t see no end to it yet!
[repeat last verse and fade]
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2. |
A True Democracy
02:11
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A TRUE DEMOCRACY
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Now, 2016 was a crappy year
I think that we are in agreement here
And though many bit the dust
At least it wasn't us
And we're still putting music in your ear!
I've been elected the new mayor of Spintunes
The votes are counted and there's only one
But it's a vote for me
So I'm probably home-free
And I'll work to make this contest great again!
Hail, hail to Spintunes
All hail to thee
Hail, hail to Spintunes
A true Democracy!
When I take office I will make my mark
But you won't find the changes very stark
'cept you won't have to pander
If you're a Michigander
Like you have to with Spintown as your monarch
I'd like to keep our standards very high
That's why I will appoint Miss Cherry Pi
To ride herd on Orion Sound
And help him hold the cursing down
And keep him "occupied" if he should try
Hail, hail to Spintunes
All hail to thee
Hail, hail to Spintunes
A true Democracy!
This verse is here to flatter those who judge
I know their reputations have no smudge
But Zarni, Nick, and Joe,
And Teddy oughtta know
The check is in the mail if they should budge.
Hail, hail to Spintunes
All hail to thee
Hail, hail to Spintunes
A true Democracy!
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IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE
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One night I settled my aim upon a fine dame
One look at her frame would light a hot flame
I told her Dr. Lindyke was my stage name
She heard of my fame.
She liked my A-game.
She invited me into her door... on the second floor
and I was sure... that I was gonna score, like the corps
On the shore in the war... and our rapport
It would be the stuff of lore
I turned my face to the fore, to the woman I adore
To pour out my amour,
but nothing more...
[trumpet fail...]
This never happened before... no recollection
Hopin' to have some time... for introspection
Tryin' to get in the mood.... for reconnection
Rekindle my affection... for her complexion
The sweet confection of - our love connection
Imagine my dejection at - her interjection
"Cain't... Cain't get it up! Cain't... Cain't get it up!"
"Cain't... Cain't get it up! Cain't... Cain't get it up!"
[scratch]
"Lindyke, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm doin' the challenge. I'm singing about a lost erection."
(laughter) "That's not the challenge. You're supposed to sing about an ELECTION. AN E-LLLECTION."
"Oh. Well, that's very different. Nevermind. (It's still about a dick, though)"
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4. |
Doom's Day
03:16
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DOOM’S DAY
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I am Latveria’s protector
I can soothe or correct her
And the UN inspectors
Are so many fools
All the armchair debators
And the Internet haters
Try to call me dictator
And label me cruel
But it's plain to see
All the people love me
And they call me a charmer
As they polish my armor
[musical break]
Fatigued of useless opining
All my enemies whining
I began redefining
A political tool
I appointed electors
To discredit defectors
And all the objectors
Who question my rule
And on election day
I've declared it a holiday
Unlike the U.S. in disarray
They all vote or there's hell to pay
And by Royal decree...
Every vote is for me!
So the whole world can see
My legitimacy
Lob zu Latveria (Praise to Latveria!)
Lob zu Latveria (Praise to Latveria!)
Und unser König (and our king)
Victor von Doom (Victor von Doom)
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5. |
On My Way
03:07
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There's a grassy knoll I've been dreaming to
And a fountain not too far away
I dream I’m lyin’ there with you
Cause I'm leaving today
'm on my way.
There's a cool water summer on my mind
And a breeze blowing over the bay
I’ve always got you on my mind
Now I’m rollin’ your way
I'm on my way.
[Bridge]
There's a moon in the river staring at me
From the eye in the glare of a wave
And I don't even know where that river is going
And I don't really care anyway
I'm on my way.
There's a shady tree I've been thinking of
And a sunset to follow that day
I’ll always cherish you, my love
I'm heading your way
I'm on my way.
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Reprise Chorus]
On my way
And soon I'll be home to stay
Ain't gonna stray
Forever on my way.
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Dr. Lindyke Union
"Dr. Lindyke" is the nom de plume of William Hoover and Dave Leigh. William writes lyrics; Dave writes music. Though we write a lot, neither of us are really performers, and we LOVE it when people cover our songs. Please do.
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